Roses are red iowait is yellow Got a new ticket The customer bellows "Why am I OOM'ing" Your config is antique Nothing has changed We told you last week Zabbix is red cpXX-tx is failing "I'm loosing thousands" SH-1 customers are wailing There is only ping And can't ssh in as root Open a TMS ticket They haul off and reboot Called a blady phool Insults are common Go to the kitchen Heat up some ramen My servers spam, I do insist The spam will continue to persist This ticket, you don't resist I demand the request to delist Ticket not for spam But let's check the queue exim -bpc 8706 Surprised, are not you Roses are red Customer is mean Almost my lunchbreak "Hi Team" Why my site slow You have 135 plugins This Nigerian news site Needs all those to load in I checked with the supervisor This is developmental We're not writing MySQL queries You're completely mental Finally it's shift change Have a hot date Got a new ticket "Hi team, I wait"