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Valentine's Day Poems

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  1. Roses are red
  2. iowait is yellow
  3. Got a new ticket
  4. The customer bellows
  5.  
  6. "Why am I OOM'ing"
  7. Your config is antique
  8. Nothing has changed
  9. We told you last week
  10.  
  11. Zabbix is red
  12. cpXX-tx is failing
  13. "I'm loosing thousands"
  14. SH-1 customers are wailing
  15.  
  16. There is only ping
  17. And can't ssh in as root
  18. Open a TMS ticket
  19. They haul off and reboot
  20.  
  21. Called a blady phool
  22. Insults are common
  23. Go to the kitchen
  24. Heat up some ramen
  25.  
  26. My servers spam, I do insist
  27. The spam will continue to persist
  28. This ticket, you don't resist
  29. I demand the request to delist
  30.  
  31. Ticket not for spam
  32. But let's check the queue
  33. exim -bpc 8706
  34. Surprised, are not you
  35.  
  36. Roses are red
  37. Customer is mean
  38. Almost my lunchbreak
  39. "Hi Team"
  40.  
  41. Why my site slow
  42. You have 135 plugins
  43. This Nigerian news site
  44. Needs all those to load in
  45.  
  46. I checked with the supervisor
  47. This is developmental
  48. We're not writing MySQL queries
  49. You're completely mental
  50.  
  51. Finally it's shift change
  52. Have a hot date
  53. Got a new ticket
  54. "Hi team, I wait"

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